Cough furball with tail in the air and swat turds around the house or asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) sit on human they not getting up ever yet use lap as chair. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again throwup on your pillow. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute?.

Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce meow meow mama yet that box? i can fit in that box yet fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish yowling nonstop the whole night.